get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

fuck-scone 

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

fuck-scone by BJFV March 1, 2011

Stoned 

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

Stoned by Jitts November 13, 2009

Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

No Scoped 

Getting a headshot with a sniper rifle without using the scope/zoom.

The most prestigious way to no scope an opponent is while using a Scout in counterstrike.
-Bonus points for jumping while noscoping. -Extra points for doing it across the map. -Pro status if noobs say you hack.

1337Gamer - "f, I just got no scoped"
Counterstrike announcer - "HUMILIATION"

No Scoped by drewbatooba April 29, 2009

Stoned 

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Stoned by j-dog April 21, 2003