'scuse me!!

The shorted ill-tempered short-mannered way of saying, "excuse me.” This variation is often used in situations where there is a hot, uncomfortable room full of smelly, ignorant, crowded, deaf people that never feel like getting the hell out of anyone’s way. Rather than wasting precious time and energy and giving them the graceful kind pardon of saying "excuse me" one must use the word in its other more rude and assertive context.

BAD: excuse me kind sir, but would you be ever so kind as to let me pass through.

GOOD: Hi ass hole!, i'm sorry but maybe you didn't hear me before when i said 'SCUSE ME!!! now step the hell aside!!!

by wanna-be-a-jamie-bond April 14, 2009

Scluke

To look for aliens.

Last night I Scluked, but had no luck.

by Beatrice June 10, 2004

scouseism

The unfair stereotype of the notion that all people from Liverpool are on the rob/unemployed/wear shellsuits with perms/etc.

Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).

Scouser 1:"Did you hear about Terry getting jumped by those utd fans in Manchester on Saturday night?"

Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"

by Fox Face March 28, 2008

Scouse eyebrow

When the eyebrows are very heavily drawn in with a black eye pencil, giving the appearance of two small furry animals crawling across the forehead.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.

Scouse eyebrows are typically sported by Star Trek's Dr.Spock, Fisher Price Weeble dolls , and of course the cast of Desperate Scousewives.

by arancinibaby December 16, 2011

scouse prin

liverpool slang:
girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18

“eve is such a scouse prin”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”

by L25imm April 25, 2019

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

scouse house

bouncy, cheesy , fun music. originated in liverpool now played all over the country and abroad.

ultrabeat - 'pretty green eyes' is scouse house

by jay September 13, 2003