big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Tire Swinging

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

by Nghia February 2, 2006

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Stinging taron

When one puts a stinging roger up one nostril and snorts a big toke.

Mark: Hey I saw Chris do a stinging taron last night. He was crying for like 15 minutes
James: What a flog

by burnthecow September 28, 2017