Schrompf

Pronounced: Sk-ro-mp-f

To eat a large amount of food in a short amount of time, this person could be referred to as a glork.

Jimmy schrompfed his desert.

by Xirenshinn January 16, 2011

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014

Scwhomp

To consume and digest the entirety of one's head, whether one is giving consent or not. This action is used generally when a living being widens their mouth to such a size that it can embrace the head of another. Often performed by the manman, although can be seen being used by other beings of a similar species.

"Hey, did you hear what happened to Bridget last weekend?"
"Yeah, apparently she got scwhomped whole."
"Tragic, really..."

by theglabella June 20, 2018

schwoopy

made entirely of curves and/ or curved surfaces; smooth, undulating.

For example, Victoria Secret models tend to be Schwoopy, '57 Corvette's are schwoopy, Frank Gehry's building have schwoopiness.

by feckless December 7, 2006

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003