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Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise
That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!
by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009
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Schwide

–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.
If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....

"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"

"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"

"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."

If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"
by Blind Audience January 26, 2010
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Ka-Schwing

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.
Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.
"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."
by gigure April 29, 2006
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card schwipe

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.
I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.
by kegger69 November 21, 2009
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Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.
"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."
by Tom May 12, 2004
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Schwing Demon

The most attractive woman in the vicinity. Also the highest way to describe a woman in the schwing caste system. Schwing, Schwinger, SCHWING DEMON
Dude look at that chick over there! She is a schwing demon!
Schwing Demons are swinging from ceiling at this joint!
by ChrisTomato September 15, 2009
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