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Get Schwifty

To take off one’s pants and panties, and then proceed to take a shit on the floor.
♫ Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. ♫
by Anonymous5465113075 October 31, 2019
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Schwifty

Something Rick Sanchez sings to a giant head
by Trinity Starlight October 7, 2017
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Schweitzer

A deep thinker, hard worker and loyal friend. Schweitzer is one of the most comforting people you will ever meet. He might act reserved and like he doesn’t care, but underneath the surface he has a huge heart and strong emotions. Conversations with Schweitzer are philosophical, thought-provoking, fun and healing. Schweitzer is one of the rare ones that makes your life better just by existing.
You won’t find a better human than Schweitzer!
by Random hot dog bun November 22, 2021
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Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty
by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019
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Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.
Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”
by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019
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schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
by dialate June 8, 2004
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schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.
"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"
by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016
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