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schmeckel 

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out
schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

Schmucked 

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.
The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.
Schmucked by NYGuido September 22, 2010

Schwenked 

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.
1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"
Schwenked by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come
woke the schweed by lexsace June 30, 2021

schenked 

what you say to a girl after you've done the dirty deed
male: you've just been schenked!!!

female: glorious!!!
schenked by towelsayswhat December 10, 2010

schwacked 

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French
I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked
schwacked by Ziggy August 17, 2003