Schweff

a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.

also known as a rech.

'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'

by Ben Moat September 26, 2009

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shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

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Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

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paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

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Shwaffle

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

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