william edward schuster

This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.

Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.

by Billy Lover.(: July 27, 2011

Scrubtard

A perfect homogeneous blending of a scrub and a retard. Most commonly referring to people that are "bad" or "fucking stupid".

This kid isn't for the lulz, he is a scrubtard.

by Beansauce The Almighty March 13, 2009

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

Schuster

A person who takes a poop in somebody's shoe.

"Ok, which one of you damn Schusters soiled my loafers?"

by Capt. Carfentnyl January 8, 2018

carolyn schuster

the biggest bitch you will ever meet! she's so full of herself and is very selfish. she talks behind peoples back and doesn't give 2 shits about anyone else but herself. she has an obsession with her hair and yet it never looks good. she criticizes her best friends. WATCH OUT SHES A FUCK UP

Carolyn schuster is a bitch

why does Carolyn schuster always talk about people behind their back?

by miley cyrus May 14, 2014

pulling a schuster

to flirt with a girl and get her to like you soooo muchhh!....but then you go off and find another girl and do the samee thingg over and overrr again!

YOU CANT EXPLAIN PULLING A SCHUSTER. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT YOURSELF.

by JHGLHJGTUYG June 24, 2010