Schueef

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

Schbeebs

/ Sch'bi:bs/
Alternate spellings: Schbebes, Schpeebs, Schmeems.

noun-
A word with no meaning but with a very controversial connotation.

ARCHAIC
To deny any responsibility of creating a made up word which gains the morbid curiosity of the people around you.

Noun-
person : Did you file that report yet?
you: Schbeebs
person: What did you say? What is Schbeebs?
you:
... Hours later
person: WHAT IS SCHBEEBS!?

person: We do not talk about the Schbeebs Incident

ARCHAIC

person: He keeps saying I made the word Schbeebs but I don't even know what it means.

by CurseOfcrits February 18, 2023

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 21, 2008

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 22, 2008

scrubered

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

willy schubble

its the sticky stuff that comes out of a penis, always seems to happen when its having a good time.

the lil guy got a bit to excited last night, now im left to clean up the willy schubble.

by kevin barry July 2, 2006