media scrum 

A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.

'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'

media scrum by Nick1401 September 15, 2007

scrum dick 

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

scrum dick by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

Scrum by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

Scrum by brewskies October 12, 2009

hairum scarum 

a word to describe a woman's out-of-control pubic hair

Dude, I heard your girlfriend's bush could use a good weedwhackin'. Wasn't she the girl in that really bad Elvis movie, "Hairum Scarum"?

hairum scarum by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

pimp scrum 

When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'

Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!

OR

The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.

pimp scrum by bambalou December 23, 2010

Scrum Fag 

A mix of a srub, fag, and scum bag all in one.

Cool Guy: Yo fatass you a scrum fag mother fucker.
Fatass: Tru lmfao!!!!
Cool Guy: Stfu bitch ass scrum fag eat another Big Mac. 😎

Scrum Fag by DilfNigga November 29, 2015