Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 5, 2005

schrooted

The fine art of being shitfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol.

"Joel ate 6 pills! Look how schrooted he is!"

"Ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even Joel is starting to look attractive"

by sporter21 December 10, 2007

schoonbaert

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".

I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.

by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011

SCHNOONER

TAKING A LUNCH BRAKE TO:

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

I think those two guys went for a schnooner during their lunch brake.

by GRAND_CHAMP November 15, 2010

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018