Schludny

A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.

Holy mackerel, Alicja has an INCREDIBLE Schludny!!

by PolishLoverGuy May 17, 2011

Schmuddy

Study is mud. Ie Study is Schmuddy. Lingo to get your mate out of study hell and to the pub.

Friend: I can't come out I have to study.
You: Study is Schmuddy get yourself to the pub.

by Beanie1984 May 28, 2018

Schpurgle

To mess up, botch, spoil, wreck or ruin to the point of useless. A person who has a tendency to screw things up.

He was set to schpurgle his opportunity at work.
A schpurgler has stollen my parking spot
I schpurgled big time when I went for her musty- cup!

by shortCUT207 March 5, 2020

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

Schpunk

a smelly secretion from the male genetalia

watch me shoot my schpunk, you tart!

by ginger nuts October 24, 2006

schpunesfazel

A word describing an extra marital affair, first used on the Dennis and Judy show. Now used to describe any sex not of a marriage.

I went to the bar to try and pick up someone for a little schpunesfazel.

by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 22, 2005

Shpudomph

Verb: When one is taking a shit and the backsplash stings your rectum.

That shpudomph hurt sooo bad. My ass is on FIRE!

by Niggaz Wit Attitude June 24, 2010