schlick

something of significance, relating to slick or smooth passing.

“bitch that was so schlick bro”

by slippss August 22, 2020

Schplock

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

by Sam()() January 30, 2008

Schlicken

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.

The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.

by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017

Schlick

The same as saying "slick", but with a slow, deliberate tone, and drawn out a bit, like when Cartman says "sweeet".

"I saw Joe's new car yesterday. That thing is schlick!"

by vinniemi June 30, 2009

schplinkadoo

Someone whom you miss terribly, as they are simply not around as often as needed.

ie- "I miss you terribly, schplinkadoo."

by tantenoonie November 19, 2009

Schlick Pop

This word is most commonly used to describe the noise that Doug/Louis/Dave's ass makes when G's penis is removed from it.

G: Hey Doug, you ready for a nasty "schlick pop"?
Doug: No, please keep going!

by Jeff Ladd a.k.a. Meatballs December 19, 2004

schlick

The opposite of “schlong,” especially when schlong is assumed to imply a normal sized unit.

She said that he didn’t quite have a micro penis, but more of a schlick.

by Gharles May 24, 2018