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Schofield

A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.
"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"
by Canuckafuck November 18, 2012
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Schofielding

The act of simultaneously being in denial and acceptance.
Matt: Wendy's frosty are gross.
Matt: Well I guess I do kind of like them.
Matt: I just can't stand their flavor.

Everyone: There Matt goes Schofielding again.
by TheUberSchnapps May 23, 2019
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Schofielded

A celebrity who has lost their TV or Radio job due to their predatory behaviour
by AroniMacaroni September 17, 2023
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Vo Schofield

Look at this guy's mullet! He's so strong!
Vo Schofield
by Xander Of Ibraham February 23, 2022
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phillip schofield

When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
by Phillip Schofield October 26, 2013
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schofield

A schofield is a nasty ass ho who has a different boyfriend every week. She says she is so nice and caring but in reality she is a crazy bitch who becomes friends with someone only to try her hardest to ruin their life. She is the ultimate bitch. No one is higher than her on the bitch level. She may be mentally unstable because she is literally out of her mind.
"Look at her. She's a total schofield."
by margaret houlihan April 12, 2010
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Doing a schofield

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!
by Season with dill February 8, 2020
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