schteizen

Slang for right and left or left and right at the same time... Also, middle or center.

Beth: "Which way do I turn?"
Freddy: "Schteizen!"

The person got into an accident because he/she went schteizen.

by Fa1th June 10, 2012

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008

Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂

"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

by mattttyj July 27, 2014

Schneider Man

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008

Rob Schneider

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.

Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.

by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006

Schnetzenberger

A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick

"Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night."
"Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry"

by BerJesus June 4, 2008