Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Shacking Up

Regularly hitting the sheets with someone youare not dating OR casually moving in with someone you regularly hit the sheets with.

Living in sin.

Donna spends all her time over at Jim's house, they have been shacking up together ever since they hooked up on Fat Tuesday.

by Mona Madly July 22, 2008

Shacking

a term used when a member of one sex spontaneously spends the night with a member of the opposite sex in a non-platonic way, usually following a night of bar-going or after a fabulous date.

You have no preparation....no toothbrush or extra clothes. You have to wear what you wore out the night before. You should also add that you usually get dropped off in a random parking lot where you left your car, if you can remember where it is. (see term 'walk of shame')

by Vanessa * Leigh June 27, 2005

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

Snacking At A Buffet

Not using something to it's full potential

1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet

by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011

half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009