schmur

To smoke marijuana.

Hey, let's go schmur!

Schmur?

"Schmuraber?" (Would you like to smoke a bowl)
"Schmur!" (Let's smoke!)

by beccafay November 29, 2011

Shmurf

A cute girl whose also a homie. A guy would give this nickname to probably the coolest girl he knows, which is a pretty good compliment.

Guy: Shmurf! Whats good?
Girl:Hey dork, let's kick!

by Darnell That Hot Guy April 6, 2009

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022

schmurt

schmurt conveys either a sexual activity that requires orgasm, or an orgasm itself. could also be a form of cum

John: oh lord have mercy, im gonna schmurt!
Rebecca: please dont schmurt on me

or
john: wanna watch me schmurt?

by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

Schlurfarf

Adj) 1. Really cool

OMG, that shirt is so schlurfarf!!!!

by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023

Schlurfarf

Noun) 1. In between a sneeze and a fart

Verb) 2. To shit your pants really really very bad
Adj) 3. Really cool

1. OMG, I’m literally having a schlurfarf rn!!
2. OMG, she schlurfarfed so bad in her pants!!
3. OMG, that skirt is so schlurfarf!!

by Pollypockets6969 July 2, 2023