shmukens

adorable distributer of awesomeness and happiness

that girl is such a shmukens

by that guy311 July 5, 2011

Schmuk

1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.

e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."

by U-man May 4, 2005

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

Lukas Schmukas

You’re hitting it in missionary and then you pop her in the face 2 times and keep going.

DUDE, she finally let me do the lukas schmukas on her last night. It was awesome!

by Blumpkas June 12, 2021

schmukums

a very sweet and cute boy/girl-kind of like a "pet" name

aww schmukums you are so nice

by Gabe Conrad August 9, 2010

schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

Schmuk

A foolish twat.
Retard.
Dumbo.

Shut up Oakley Denson you Schmuk, you don’t belong here anymore. No one likes you.
Cut your hair.

by Khanawowski July 15, 2019