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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed
"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "
by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013
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shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!
Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?
by driver_im8 July 10, 2009
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schnuffle

1) A sickeningly-sweet term used by pet-parents for an intense sniffing session, often on another animal (human or otherwise).

2) a fond term for a certain German bunny who makes saccharine music.
1) Awww, look at little Poochy schnuffle Mr. Carrots!

2) Oh no! Poochy ate Mr. Carrots because he wouldn't stop playing Schnuffle Bunny music!
by a wolf April 12, 2010
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shmuffle

To cuddle with ones partner in the most comfortable, and comforting conditions.
I don't wanna work, I just want to shmuffle with my baby all day!
by Anyvice November 12, 2015
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Scuffles

Back in my day I got into scuffles all the time. "OK granny kryzl, whatever you say"
by Narcissistic Ninetails September 26, 2025
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