schmudied

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

schuddling

cuddling at school in the hallway

at school schuddling with your boyfriend

by wilkin wonka February 20, 2010

Schmude

A fried pickle.

Hey, did Sarah send you those nudes?
Nope, but she sent me a schmude in the mail.

by Schmudex0x0x May 16, 2011

Schmuddle

1. A small amount of

2. A form of open lesion found on the penis

1. I don't wanna get to drunk tonight so I'm only going to drink a schmuddle

2. I fucked J-Rock last night and now my dick is covered in schmuddles

by Jimmy "trigger" Potter August 5, 2008

schluddled

A nicer way of saying a fucked up situation or area

This party was going good until they arrived and now its just schluddled!

by J-Dizzle22 October 18, 2008

shmuddle

verb
to shmuddle someone or something means to rapidly ruffle/shake ones hair
It is mostly done on to an animal with fur when it is behaving extremely cute.

I shmuddled the small kitten.

"I want to shumddle you so much!"

by MrJiggles3.15 December 30, 2009

Schmuelie

A Poker style play where you check to the river in hopes of catching a winning hand.
Very annoying to other players.

He Schmuelie me on that hand......

by Harry Ballzak September 29, 2010