schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

schmodied

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.

"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007

Schmidt Loks

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.

Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.

by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018

schmidhuber

1. To interject for a moment and explain how one's recent popular idea is a few transformations away from your 1991 paper.

2. To miraculously produce fifty years of relevant literature after someone claims to trace the origin of an idea in a particular work.

1. Jan schmidhubered Harry right after his presentation, claiming that he took entire pieces of her project without credit.

2a. If you send in your paper with five references, the PI is going to schmidhuber you.

2b. ...And that's why you can't claim that Tesla was not the originator of electricity1. #schmidhubered

1 Democritus et al., 37th Sunday Demos 460 B.C. Oral.

by BeLeHin (not Salman) April 21, 2022

Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

by clobamacare December 17, 2019

Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone

You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!

by Guitar lover January 12, 2021

to schmidhuber

When you publicly claim that someone else's idea that is remotely resembling your own is stolen from you.

I invented that already 60 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.

by badfellow July 15, 2021