pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020

Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024