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Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about
I love to Schmear
by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024
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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.
Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.
by jarulf December 15, 2011
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schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.
Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!
by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024
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Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.
Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot
by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020
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