Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

by KRmd May 3, 2020

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019