schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024