Schmear

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020