schlub

1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.

If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.

by aka_Pyro October 12, 2008

Schlub

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

schlub

A bum

Her new boyfriend is such a schlub

by the X April 28, 2003

schlutie

n. An attractive woman of questionable moral character. Likely to have an STD, illegitimate child or naked pictures of her on the internet.

Julie was a schlutie.

by Goose4 April 15, 2008

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

schlubab

When you get to experience pain, but then your pain is voided out when you think about all the other struggles in the world are incomparable to yours

You: "Ouch, I stubbed my toe."
Someone: "Kids are starving in Africa"
You: "What a schlubab moment"

by TheKrillaKilla August 11, 2021

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022