schlub

A bum

Her new boyfriend is such a schlub

by the X April 28, 2003

schlubab

When you get to experience pain, but then your pain is voided out when you think about all the other struggles in the world are incomparable to yours

You: "Ouch, I stubbed my toe."
Someone: "Kids are starving in Africa"
You: "What a schlubab moment"

by TheKrillaKilla August 11, 2021

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

schlub

An absolute mess, somebody who doesn't care about anything, especially the opposite gender.

Vinny Falcone is a schlub

by Schlubs rule April 23, 2006

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee June 11, 2006