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Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005
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Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.
Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!
by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007
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Schleffing

1.When a reptile or bird sheds its skin or feathers.

2.The time of the month, when the female uterus goes through menstruation.
1.My bird is schleffing.

2.Jill is going through her schleffing period.

3.My bird, Jill, is schleffing.(using an english accent with this phrase, may cause confusion)
by Craigster February 11, 2008
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schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above
Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!
by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009
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Schlaffin

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015
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Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours
Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door
by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018
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Schlopin’

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’
by Heffae June 25, 2019
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