Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.

"Check out my new schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".

by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020

Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.

"Check out my fancy schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".

by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020

Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023