Schloopy

Pronounced sh-loopy.
:Schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:A Schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the balls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.

:Not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a Schloopy

:My Schloopy has tiny balls.
:Look at that Schloopy pissing on grandmas quilt.
:Come here Shloopy so I can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:Why does that Schloopy have shit matted in his fur?

by TronMR57 November 23, 2009

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014

schloopy noogen

the act of putting a males testicles into a anus directly after having anal sex.

John Welsh gave Garrett Kamph a schloopy noogen.

by Dan Boyle Jr June 18, 2008

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018

Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

by yanoboner July 7, 2010

Schlimpy

1. First name of the King of the magic pixies, who has killed many-a-shoe with his magic buttons. He gave the name 'Yeffince' to the famous explorer.
2. Noun which originates from a forced labour camp on the moon. Used commonly (cough, cough) to describe small people.

"I'm sorry, Schlimpy, but your pixie magic won't work on me."
"Schlimpy, you're very... small. VERY small. You're a teeny, tiny... thing."

by Yeffin, master of rice October 7, 2005

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011