schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 3, 2013

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious February 18, 2011

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013