by Ray blay May 10, 2019
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Bob: Shut up bitch
Sally Joe: I wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!
Bob: Shut up bitch
Sally Joe: I wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!
by CH0NCEY May 21, 2006
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Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.
by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003
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Get the Schlimple mug.To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos
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Get the Schlimpin Bananagins mug.When a person is loki using partial truths to manipulate another to their advantage; a series of truths that when culminated become a lie.
When i asked Do you have a girlfriend, i was unaware how specific I Needed to be when my desire was to know if he was SINGLE! “No, no girlfriend”, but that’s only due to the female in his life being his “Fiancé”! That’s being “Schlimeē”!
by 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 January 6, 2021
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