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Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.
"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."
by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005
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schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.
Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"
by Irish89 December 25, 2007
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schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
by Xfing January 19, 2010
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schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.
"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."
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der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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schlemmer

a man who takes advantage of very young, innocent women for his own sexual pleasure and cynical intellectual delight
She was in her early twenties, but very pure, having had only one boyfriend since she was seventeen. Not only a worldly man, but quite the schlemmer, he used his experience to take complete physical advantage of her...not to mention the emotional abuse he dealt.
by RBWC November 17, 2003
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