schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

Schleiff

The pinnacle of coolness and perfection combined, the only way to describe something that is both swarve sophisticated and just right

Your looking schleiff, jks no one is schleiff except mills

by Edjdge October 3, 2011

schelby

Schelby Is a strong dependant female that has a big heart. Schelby can also be a very friadigile person and don't mess with her or eles.

She just stopped a car with her hands now that's a Schelby.

by Schelby's friend sms January 25, 2017

Schleeb on a Deeb

An action that can be an absolute fucking disgrace or it can be the greatest thing that’s ever fucking happened depending on the context.

Hey you fucking doobie stop it and friggin schleeb on a deeb you fucking idiot schwoy.

by Smitty the doobie October 8, 2018

schlemboya

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

by mullizu February 22, 2022

bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.

Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.

by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009