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Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”
That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.
by JSize March 3, 2021
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Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.
After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.
by Impudicus March 23, 2021
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schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.
My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.
by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022
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schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
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Schnuckle

When a cat or dog shove their noses in another cat or dogs anus to identify or to enjoy the awesome scent.
"Dude, did you see that dog at the park today? He was totally schnuckling that poodle!" "Yeah, that same dog done it my cat. He loves to Schnuckle"
by Cris gizzy July 29, 2014
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Schmuckles

Lefty got done, too many schmuckles!
by Ralphie A Burcke November 29, 2011
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rip schnickled

when you're so tore up, that the only way you can explain it is to say that they're rip schnickled. Tore up to the highest extreme.
Damn, that guy just drove 7 miles with no brakes and a fake hip! That guy's tore up rip schnickled!
by Nigga please... November 10, 2005
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