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Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.
by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011
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Schizophrenia

A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.
He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia upon being sectioned under the mental health act.
by Doc_B April 13, 2015
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schizophrenia

A neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by positive symptoms (hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thought and speech) and by negative symptoms (deficiencies in experiencing pleasure or motivation).

The disorder usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, the time when the brain fully matures.

Treatment includes antipsychotics, which usually have a large effect on symptoms, however compliance is usually poor due to their severe side effects. Cognitive function usually does not improve with treatment, and is a major source of disability.

Heritability is estimated to be about 80%. Genetic studies implicate general neurodevelopmental pathways, and especially sperm function, the immune system, DNA repair and synaptic development. Environmental factors include problems during pregnancy, advanced parental age, childhood adversity, an urban environment, cannabis use in childhood or adolescence and addiction to alcohol or stimulants.

Complications include suicide (about 5%), uncemployment (about 85%) and social isolation.

About 0.5% of people suffer from schizophrenia.
The mathematician John Nash had schizophrenia.
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Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
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Schizophrenia

A mental condition in which is often associated with hearing voices and disorganized speech.
Some artists and musicians are influenced by schizophrenia.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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Schizophrenia

A made up mental illness by the man to discredit free thinkers
DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA THEREFORE IT REAL
by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck November 19, 2020
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schizophrenia

A disorder in which neurons fire too much(dopamine imbalance), creating a chronic feeling of overwhelm. Withdrawal from reality is typical, and illogical reasoning further ostracizes individuals. Symptoms of which can be falsely produced with LSD, a feature implemented by the CIA to attempt to discredit foreign leaders of Socialist governments.
Person 1: Did you hear Castro has schizophrenia ?

Person 2: No, man, the CIA dosed him with acid.
by daves related to a goat March 31, 2008
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