schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

Bo Schitt

A word first thought of "Turrets Guy". It was then later used by Youtube Machinima director "DasBoSchitt". This word is simply a replacement for the word Bull Shit. It's also fun to say!

1. "That movie was utter Bo Schitt."
2. "How about you eat my Bo Schitt!"
3. "The man said Bo Schitt to everyone."

by KillerBabies October 26, 2010

schtupid

(adjective) someone or something that is stupid; dumb

Andreea is schtupid.

by Alyssa E April 20, 2008

shituation

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021

schtumpy

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

schtuff

the word "Schtuff" means "Stuff" in an unkown accent it is prenounced as Schtaff. Many use it is combination with gud which stands for "good" the 2 words put together result into the word/name:

Gustav

Gustav (while lighting up a joint): Wow this is some GuSchtuff!!!

by poldermaniac November 3, 2009