Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013

Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

by Metvor April 11, 2023

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.

Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)

by Bluehawk December 31, 2005

scheiwe

pretty much the hottest kid i have ever seen

scheiwe is hot and he doesnt hate jews.

by poopiehead April 26, 2005

Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")

I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.

by Duckbutt October 27, 2006