schaumburg

Possibly the worst place on earth. Identical to every other suburbia just like it. All the houses were built in the 60's or 70's, falling down, and excatly the same as the house next to it. The only people living in this wasteland are old people and middle aged narcs with their preppy sons and daughters. All the kids play soccer, ride in huge SUV's that are totally unneccicary because its not excatly like schaumburg is in the middle of no where, and go to identical schools because the town was to cheap to hire different archutects. it is soon to be the future slum of america just like every other clone suberb out there.

Schaumburg, Illinois has got to be the worst place on earth. They should tear it down.

by Burn your green day albums October 16, 2005

Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.

Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>

by YouGee April 14, 2005

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlumbego

Any article of clothing that creates clear weather when worn.

"Hey, did you bring your schlumbego on this camping trip? I really don't want any rain."

by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009

schaszberger

Ultimate power name; radiating big dick energy constantly

Have you seen that Schaszberger? Put four of them together, we’re all simultaneously cumming

by totallysalinger September 18, 2022

schamburg high school

Everyone's either stupid or smart, but the stupid kids always ended up in the smart classes.

Schamburg high school kids are soooo smart, they all just made the gifted classes

by Isweartotellthetruth September 12, 2023