schalaxed

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

Shalack

1. To cover something with a liquid substance.
2. To become very intoxicated.

1. The cheerleader shalacked her lips with gloss.
2. I went to a party last night and got shalacked as all hell

by Shandielle November 18, 2003

schlackity

A very abusive relationship between quackity and schlatt they are in love and then schlatt abuses quackity

Schlackity Is cute, Uh doesn't schlatt abuse quackity, IT'S CUTE OKAY???

by SCHLACKITY September 24, 2021

shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

by MarkyMark July 7, 2003

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

Shalack

The act of scratching your scrotum. It involves the use of your thumb, index, and middle finger rolling over your scrotum to relieve the irritation.

Nigel anxiously awaits to shalack his balls after church.

by Jake Suchoki December 31, 2007