Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010
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The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.
Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.
by The love of Chuuya's life March 9, 2021
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Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"
by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011
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by mattttyj July 27, 2014
Get the Jacob schneider's Disease mug.Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
Get the Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise mug.Schendel is similar to last names such as Baker, Fletcher and Shoemaker. These names were created when last names were simply the family profession.
by Schendelster February 5, 2008
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