star shopping

another word for saying that you want to commit suicide

how have you been?:
not that i might go star shopping tonight 😞

star shopping by depression gang August 29, 2020

Window Shopper 

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy

i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)

Window Shopper by Dee Jay October 28, 2005

Windows shopping 

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

Windows shopping by Krema April 19, 2009

shoppette 

A convenience store operated by AAFES on U.S. Army and Air Force installations.

I'm going to swing by the shoppette, get some razor blades and a cup of coffee to go.

shoppette by tsukudani October 18, 2009

Shopping Nazis 

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

Shopping Nazis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Calendar Shopping by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

Ebay Window Shopper by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011