A man was riding a mule along a steep mountain trail. Suddenly, a cougar darted in front of him. The mule spooked, pitched him from the saddle, and ran further down the trail, taking the man's gun, gps beacon, and supplies with it. The man tried to run, but found that his ankle was broken. He attempted to back away, instead, but his ankle collapsed on some loose stones and he fell backwards toward the precipice, catching himself at the last moment on some old tree roots. As he hung there, with the cougar pawing at the gravel above him and the roots beginning to come free of the rocky soil, he saw a bright cluster of wild berries just within reach. In despair, the man leaned out, grabbed a handful and began chewing on them -- to his surprise, they were wonderfully sweet! Savoring their taste, the man decided that he had, by all rights, lived a good life, and he braced himself for the worst.
Suddenly, the cougar pounced! The man jerked back, and to his amazement, the cougar sailed past him, lost its footing on the slope it had aimed for, and plummeted to the canyon floor far beneath. A cascade of tiny stones followed the big cat, and larger stones followed those. The man looked around and realized that a larger set of tree roots had been revealed beneath the shifting stone. He wiped his free hand, reached out, and got a secure grip. Within a minute, he was back on the trail. As he was catching his breath, he saw his slightly skittish mule trotting back down the path, heading for home. He whistled, bringing it back to him. He made a quick splint for his ankle and threw himself back into the saddle.
A few hours later, he was back at his campsite, where he told his fellow campers one of the most amazing stories they had ever heard. The man ate a hearty meal, took some aspirin for his ankle and his nerves, and went to sleep in his tent, anxious for the morning ride back to civilization.
He never woke up. The berries he ate were poisonous.
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Whatever you are thinking, you haven't found the worst case scenario yet. Don't pretend that you have.
Suddenly, the cougar pounced! The man jerked back, and to his amazement, the cougar sailed past him, lost its footing on the slope it had aimed for, and plummeted to the canyon floor far beneath. A cascade of tiny stones followed the big cat, and larger stones followed those. The man looked around and realized that a larger set of tree roots had been revealed beneath the shifting stone. He wiped his free hand, reached out, and got a secure grip. Within a minute, he was back on the trail. As he was catching his breath, he saw his slightly skittish mule trotting back down the path, heading for home. He whistled, bringing it back to him. He made a quick splint for his ankle and threw himself back into the saddle.
A few hours later, he was back at his campsite, where he told his fellow campers one of the most amazing stories they had ever heard. The man ate a hearty meal, took some aspirin for his ankle and his nerves, and went to sleep in his tent, anxious for the morning ride back to civilization.
He never woke up. The berries he ate were poisonous.
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Whatever you are thinking, you haven't found the worst case scenario yet. Don't pretend that you have.
by Alfred F. May 6, 2008
Get the worst case scenario mug.1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005
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The pinnacle of F1 racing, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross
Bono: "Scenario 7 Lewis"
Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."
Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."
Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
by THE_M1LKM4N September 1, 2020
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by daboiisready July 29, 2023
Get the Nothing burger scenario mug.Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.
dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"
dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"
dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"
by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011
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2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).
2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).
Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.
Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.
Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!
by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010
Get the Breast-Case Scenario mug.scenarium (from the word scenario) is an imaginary 4th wall breaker material related to plot armor.
when someone says "his armor is made of scenarium" it means they don't believe they should have survived to a deadly specific event, so they claim to justify that the armor (or whatever seemingly unbreaking thing it is about) is made of this famous scenarium. basically cheated.
it is not only limited to protection.
when someone says "his armor is made of scenarium" it means they don't believe they should have survived to a deadly specific event, so they claim to justify that the armor (or whatever seemingly unbreaking thing it is about) is made of this famous scenarium. basically cheated.
it is not only limited to protection.
by user444019 September 7, 2020
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