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Helvetica Scenario

1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.

2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005
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Nothing burger scenario

A nothing burger or a nothing burger scenario is a though,object,person or scenario is so ridiculous that its almost meaningless like a nothing burger. It means nothing
Man the though of micheal jackson releasing a new song is so nothing burger scenario
by daboiisready July 29, 2023
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Jesus Freak Scenario

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.
dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"
by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011
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Breast-Case Scenario

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).
Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!
by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010
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scenarious

We better be prepared for scenarious
by walruzz May 8, 2012
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scenario

Scenario / Situation
What's the scenario?
by cameo March 12, 2003
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Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.
(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011
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