SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

by tribilliee January 2, 2008

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

schloggernockled

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.

Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.

by Adam D N October 18, 2007

Scaloop

Unlike Doloop which is greatness Scaloop means took off, dipped out, swerved on em, hit a uturn, drifted a corner and other similar things.

I said Scaloop on em, i hit the corner and i was gone.

by KnowMadd7 November 17, 2019

schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

schloaf

a nasty, often loaf-like meal

I'm feeling sick after I ate that schloaf for lunch.

by mike gould April 24, 2006