Scars

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

The Joker's scars.

by jungle kitty October 30, 2008

Scarborough tuxedo

The combination of a denim jacket, denim shirt, and blue jeans. Named after Scarborough, a suburb of Toronto that is home to many drunks and low-income residents that obliviously tote the style. Pairs well with the Scarborough suitcase.

I can't believe my dad wore a Scarborough tuxedo to the parent-teacher interview. Now the whole class is going to think I'm a redneck.

by Radiostorm August 25, 2010

Scarystevo

Youtuber who makes memes and gaming videos.

Did you see Scarystevos new video? no...

by GeneticWank420 August 31, 2016

Sleeping Scars

The lined indentations on your body that you have when you wake up. They disappear in a short amount of time after waking up. Sleeping scars are absolutely harmless and have no effect on you.

I must have slept wrong, because I have all these sleeping scars.

by KidWithSleepingScars October 9, 2010

Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow

Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it

by Jared Levin January 8, 2006

scarbitrary

Used to describe something that both leaves a scar and is also arbitrary. This "scar" can be either in the literal or figurative sense, so long as it is also random or without reason (arbitrary).

1. That average, unexceptional kid just ran up to me out of nowhere and burned me with his cigarette. Look! This is so SCARBITRARY!

2. Things were really going so well between Meghan and I, or so I thought. Last night she shocked me with a phone call that broke my heart . . . SCARBITRARY!

3. There's nothing SCARBITRARY about it, that kid deserved to get punched in the face.

4. Yikes! This rainy, irregular weather pattern is giving me hives. I'm heading to the doctor with a very SCARBITRARY condition.

by Doug, Mine, Prosper & Co. May 16, 2009

scrabstika

A portmanteu of Scrabble and swastika, this occurs when the Scrabble board intentionally or unintentionally forms the shape of a swastika. Can ruin the mood of a family fun night instantly.

Fanny, do you realize that by adding the vertical "xylophone" to the board you have created a scrabstika?

by efrayim July 15, 2010