Rick Sanchez

Smartest man in the universe, well known for his crybaby backstory and his two cheating crows.

Someone: it’s Rick Sanchez C137
Evil Morty: no, it’s the Rickest Rick

by unknown_kyla April 10, 2022

sianched

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Lonely Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but only involving one person. When a depressed soul sticks his/her own finger in one's own ass and proceeds to wipe one single tear down ones face.

"Chad was really upset about not being able to get a date for the Spring Fling and resorted to giving himself the Lonely Sanchez"

by Thewalkingdead619 June 18, 2009

Curvy Sanchez

To dick down a girl with your penis that is seriously bent to one side. Despite its name, this copulative act is not limited to Mexican men.

I know I hit Shanequia’s G-spot last night cuz I was hammering her home with my Curvy Sanchez!

by Mizzlebone June 12, 2020

Dirty Seanchez

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.

Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!

by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009

melinda sanchez

"The famous voice actress from many adult movies and sex lines."

I heard the hot voice of Melinda Sanchez on that sex recording last night.

by rottenboyz August 14, 2006

Sanchez Steamer

when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.

“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018