beard flavor saver 

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.

Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.

beard flavor saver by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

Boner Saver

When a man hides his boner in his waistbelt to keep from everybody seeing and getting embarassed. Also feels very good. It works and feels good what could be better. Also called a b saver

That girl was so hott in class that I had to pull a boner saver to keep from everybody seeing.

Boner Saver by Bud Hohle December 9, 2007

Light Saver 

Cooler than a light saber.
and TOO cool for Sam.

This light saver shits all over your light saber.

Light Saver by stomachslut May 20, 2009

Portland flavor saver 

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

Portland flavor saver by WiscoKid July 22, 2020

screen saver sex 

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

screen saver sex by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

shame saver 

a boring story or trivial remark to prevent an embarrassing silence

remember: the most boring shit gets exciting when it is a shame saver

"Everybody was about to go embarrassingly quiet but Tom shamesaved us with a story about him waiting for 2 hours at the doctor."

"I misapplied a shame saver last night. It turned out people just smoked too much pot."

shame saver by Gustaphe August 24, 2012

semen saver

A girl that is so crazy that she saves a guys semen after sex, while the guy doesn't even know, so she can potentially baby trap him later.

Dude, dont go out with jenna, shes crazy. shes for sure a semen saver.

semen saver by B0rd April 16, 2020