Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

sassmonger

The ultimate purveyor of all things sassy. A thorough knowledge of the various methods of sass. Like a cheesemonger, but for sass.

"Jennifer, congratulations, you've completed your training to become a sassmonger"

by WheresMeShirt January 4, 2015

assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga

"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"

by r0fl December 17, 2007

salesmonkey

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.

'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

Stashmonkey

Is the name of 'The' university clothing company. They do everything a sport team could need.

Stashmonkey made this!

by Ralph99 May 27, 2009

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008