Salsasshole

The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl

Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

Sassafras

Slang for Methylenedioxyamphetamine or MDA, a psychedelic stimulant that can be classified as both a phenethylamine and an amphetamine. This term is popular among fans of jam bands and probably originated somewhere within the psychedelic music scene. The term is also used to distinguish powdered MDA from powdered MDMA, often referred to as "molly."

Head A: I ran into some righteous Sassafras at Rothbury, the campgrounds were full of it!

Head B: Heady.

by ramlbin' rose August 2, 2009

sassafras

1. A feisty girl. 2. One who sasses.

"Don't be such sassafras when I ask you to do something."

by Freckleface December 28, 2007

sassafras

a tree or the root of this tree that is often used to make GOOD root beer.

you: hey, what's in Hansen's creamy root beer?
me: sassafras and some stuff.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

sassanack

Derogatory term for an English person. Said in anger when they have wronged you or just used generally to describe an english person. The word originates from Scotland and is comonly used with the word Bastard.

Dave you cheating sassanack bastard you have fucking known where that ace was all along. I suppose I shouldn't expect anything else as its in your blood. You lose!

by Alastair S January 10, 2009

Sassafrassquatch

1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.

1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kickass and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"

by Sassafrassquatch November 13, 2009

Sassatastic

When someone is completely amazing and way above the ordinary, beauty, humour, sweetness, everything about this person is just amazing / Sassatastic.

Stacie you're absolutely Sassatastic

by Glenn Fisk (God) May 7, 2009