Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 07, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016

Sartorious

probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee

true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 03, 2019

Corey Sartori

A man born from clay that was Moulded by Zeus, A man with biceps so big if you looked to the sky you would realise you were standing underneath his armpit. Also known as “The Rig”
Commonly known for the catchphrase “Hey Buoi”

-Ned-Ly: Man, Corey Sartori is an absolute rig!
-Lyn: Who’s Corey??

by Deagle Daddy June 13, 2020

Sartori

My crush's last name

Friend 1: "Look, there goes Sartori"
Me: "Thanks for clarifying"

by Stupid_Girl November 16, 2020

Sartori

A shitty rp crime family in gta 5

with a terrible don that thinks he’s a god and a bunch of crew hoppers or rats

Hey! Should I join sartori?
“No Carl you shouldn’t join that shit family”

by GooooodIy March 21, 2019