Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

sandoring

(verb) To be enthrawled with chicken so much you have to kill every cunt in a particular room to get some chicken.

James wouldn't give Jim his KFC bargain bucket, so Jim started sandoring James.

by goodwinLAD May 11, 2014

Sartorians

A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.

Omg sartorians are sooooooo in love with js!!

by Sassy.js July 29, 2018

Sardonic

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

Sardarni

- a classy Punjabi Sikh girl. who is proud to be Sikh and Punjabi. carry's herself very well, also can be referred as a princess.

I met a girl from Punjab and she is one hot Sardarni.

by ChocolateM November 20, 2010

Sartor

Sartor leader of the Sartorians... commonly known as Sartorias Aurellias. He raised his men from the evil clutches of the Macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. He fought many battles and killed many men. He lost many men but conqured the world. He worshipped Luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy Luigi and his big bush! Sartorias Aurellias made his younger brother Steven prince and his wife Bagusha queen!

If only i was like Sartorias Aurellias

by hegaboy December 1, 2010